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STiMULi October 2nd, 2013 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by GIG4FUN (Post 75000)
well

what award do yo think I won and where would that be?

and what's wrong, I ask a simple question and it gets weird in my view.


Please...

Relax.

I guess it was a fair question if you really think I'm nuts.

Personally I would have done some research, assumed the obvious or sent a PM before doing so in a public manner.

I have all kinds of things (cars, guns, radios and more) but only once have I felt so stupid and disrespected than after my purchase of the MAX. I want ER to meet their commitments ASAP.

Maybe they can just say the PR hype was an error and meant for a yet to be released product.

GIG4FUN October 2nd, 2013 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STiMULi (Post 75011)
Please...

Relax.

I guess it was a fair question if you really think I'm nuts.

Personally I would have done some research, assumed the obvious or sent a PM before doing so in a public manner.

I have all kinds of things (cars, guns, radios and more) but only once have I felt so stupid and disrespected than after my purchase of the MAX. I want ER to meet their commitments ASAP.

Maybe they can just say the PR hype was an error and meant for a yet to be released product.

ever so simple question it was...

GIG4FUN October 2nd, 2013 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STiMULi (Post 75011)
Please...

Relax.

I guess it was a fair question if you really think I'm nuts.

Personally I would have done some research, assumed the obvious or sent a PM before doing so in a public manner.

I have all kinds of things (cars, guns, radios and more) but only once have I felt so stupid and disrespected than after my purchase of the MAX. I want ER to meet their commitments ASAP.

Maybe they can just say the PR hype was an error and meant for a yet to be released product.

A few here have returned theirs...

I only had the question after all. - it's seems more now.

GIG4FUN October 2nd, 2013 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STiMULi (Post 75011)
Please...

Relax.

I guess it was a fair question if you really think I'm nuts.

Personally I would have done some research, assumed the obvious or sent a PM before doing so in a public manner.

I have all kinds of things (cars, guns, radios and more) but only once have I felt so stupid and disrespected than after my purchase of the MAX. I want ER to meet their commitments ASAP.

Maybe they can just say the PR hype was an error and meant for a yet to be released product.


No. I am just bored.


My vehicle has a MAX but I will need to go get it and bring it inside to test the MAX DT for MACS. Then I will have a MAX.

Did I buy a MAX, or do I own a MAX?

Yes.

I will say that your question has won an award somewhere.










oh I think your sane :cool:
where's my reward somewhere... that's key to understanding you at this point.

fiberrich October 3rd, 2013 09:32 PM

That's just too funny!

My biggest gripe with Escort about the Passport Max launch was the marketing hype! I'm in marketing myself, but you have to know how far you can separate fact from fiction. The marketing team is certainly responsible to create demand, and in-turn sales revenue, but you also have a corporate responsibility to maintain your company's integrity and reputation!

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Originally Posted by STiMULi (Post 74854)
OK, I will play with your line of thinking. ;)


Marketing for the REDLINE MAX:

PREDICTIVE INTERCEPT ALERTING


The Redline Max has an HD720 screen that will show you the predicted future based on historic records obtained from our highly successful Escort LIVE! application. Realtime information and futuristic algorithms developed by the NSA using the GO (George Orwell) platform, will allow the REDLINE MAX to indicate LIDAR and RADAR events before Law Enforcment even know it's going to happen.

REALTIME VIDEO EVENT RECORDING


Using an updated version of Escort Live any event that happens near you will be sent to your HD720 screen if your REDLINE MAX decides you are enroute to that location. You will know when the LIDAR or RADAR goes off before the button is pressed. (See DirecTV info below)

FULL HD DASHCAM BUILT IN


Review your days events and later compare them among your fellow REDLINE MAX OWNERS. The REDLINE MAX will automatically detect your local chosen WIFI access network when you park the vehicle. The REDLINE MAX will format and upload all your videos as private videos on your YouTube account. More than 1 network can be chosen with a subscription from ER.

NO WIRES!!!


The new REDLINE MAX has high tech solar cells built in. It also has built-in hydrogen fuel cells that work when the sun is not out. You will always have power. The REDLINE MAX power source is so reliable it has enough cranking amps to jump start a diesel engine.

GYROSCOPIC MOUNTING SYSTEM


The REDLINE MAX has a NASA based gyro that is so precise you could put your vehicle in geosynchronous orbit. No more bouncing on the windshield. The gyroscope is powerful enough to keep you on the road in spite of wind and weather.

Available with optional DirecTV (for passenger use only)

On and on and on and on and on and on ... .. . . :D


GregK October 4th, 2013 12:30 PM

GIG4FUN: You should win an award for asking a honest question but not receiving an honest, comprehensible answer.

You can try again..but don't hold your breath.

You can lead a horse to water....but....

GIG4FUN October 4th, 2013 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by GregK (Post 75233)
GIG4FUN: You should win an award for asking a honest question but not receiving an honest, comprehensible answer.

You can try again..but don't hold your breath.

You can lead a horse to water....but....

I do prefer dialog here that I can make a decent stab at understanding!
I'll do less commenting and more reading as well.

Thx Greg :)

GregK October 4th, 2013 02:01 PM

Gig..The PM fairy has arrived. I am out of here for the day. Think anyone cares...lol


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